Wednesday, June 10, 2009

reality check...1..2..

After we got back from dinner just now, and after settling a few house chores, The Diver went to the loo to do his business. From the room, I said to him, "Sayang, I think I need new work pants."

And he replied with a, "What?"

"I THINK I NEED NEW WORK PANTS, BLACK ONES."

Pause. Then he quipped, "Do you think you need anything else?"

Ah, how sweet of him, I thought... thinking probably that he wanted to get me a suit,

or a new pair of Crocs Cabana or Hanalei...

or that other shade of Bobbi Brown Pot Rouge that I wanted...

or maybe he finally remembered that I wanted to do something with my overly long hair (at least overly long according to me)

So I asked him, "Like what?"

"Like maybe you NEED to lose weight!"

OK now, The Diver is beginning to sound like a real husband :P

9 comments:

ReensPorchSale said...

hi there,i stumbled to ur blog and i would be furious if my hubby said that..ha ha...but on the other hand,i will laugh and make him buy me the pants,makeup,everything else in a hurry to sedapkan hati i:)

mawar berduri said...

ouch~!
reality do hurt!!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha! :P

all jazzed up said...

hi reens, thanks for dropping buy and yes, we do think alike!

mawar, nah... it didn't hurt... because I knew I'll be getting something out of that remark

hello faiez!!!

ReensPorchSale said...

Hi Jazz..So did you manage to get all those stuffs from him?hihi

Come over my blog if you like secondhand stuffs:)

SeaDemon said...

I said HIP! The part that is making your choice of pants very limited.

Then again, it's funny how our brain works. When you expect to hear something, that is what you will hear, even if something else was said.

all jazzed up said...

OK so you said HIP. But isn't that kinda the same? OK Ok let's not argue over this... I will go on a low carb diet starting.. starting.. er... see how..

dillazag said...

K mimin,
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all jazzed up said...

HI Dillz, thanks for the award, and I'm glad you love me blog! It's been gathering a bit of dust lately, though...