Anyway, back to what I wanted to write about. I think I've had enough of being pissed with Cik Kam, because it will just put a damper on everything else, and I'm sure people don't wanna be reading about things that are just downright depressing.
Let's just go back to when I write about the sheer idiocy and kebodohsombongan Cik Kam, like my earlier posts. That's more fun.
OK a couple of weeks back, I had a friend that I met on Twitter, Jaja (of www.jajaradzwan.com fame) over at my place to do a hairwrap. It looked like this:
Cool eh?
So then the next day when I went to the office, Cik Kam pointed at my hair and said, "Ada something la kat rambut kau!" I looked at her and then just replied curtly, "Oh that's a hairwrap."
That's it. I didn't want to prolong the conversation, thinking that I want to spare her the embarassment of asking more stupid questions. Because every time we engage in some form of conversation, she will end up making an ass of a fool out of herself. EVERY TIME.
Kawan tak puas hati, and Cik Kam added, "Itu untuk apa? Buat apa pakai hairwrap tu?"
At this point I got pretty annoyed because she was in fact, interrupting my conversation with a friend.
OKlah, kau nak sangat kan kena ngan aku. So I replied, "Hairwrap ni, bila kau tarik sekali, aku TURN ON (tugging once on my hairwrap). Bila tarik dua kali, aku TURN OFF. (tugging twice)"
Her jaw dropped, and looked at me in awe and amazement. Macam nampak alien.
Aku repeat lagi statement TURN ON, TURN OFF tu. This time, aku sebut sebijik sebijik macam ajar toddler bercakap.
Mulut Cik Kam still ternganga and on her face I could see that she was thinking, how can a mere mortal be turned on and off with a tug of a mishmash of colorful thread.
I walked away.
Hampeh kau Cik Kam, mesti malam tu kau Google pasal hairwrap, kan?
1 comment:
lorr.. ada hapdet ke. nnt aku nak gi office kau tgk (bukan jumpa) cik kam, boleh?
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