Friday, November 9, 2007

skipping cocktails

I should get some kinda fee from the OBA for writing this post.

I'm sure all of you know of this certain prestigious school located in the nothern region of the peninsular. You know, the one which celebrated their 100th year a couple of years back or so. Yes, THAT school.

My first ever date with an OB was when I was 18. Boston, Massachussets. Harvard Square to be exact, Indian fine dining. Not only I was impressed with the venue that he chose, he even pulled the chair for me to sit. And he was so well-mannered and spoke very well. The icing on the cake was that after dinner and deserts, we went to a SEPARATE venue for coffee.

OK, hold your horses. You might think "Hello? Itu pun nak impressed ke???"

I was 18 ok, and he was the same age. And up till that day, an idea of a perfect date was dinner at Pizza Hut. So when he said "Let's go for coffee somewhere..." I was in awe. So jakun I was at that time. And you just had to be there to experience the finesse. It could also be that lovely autumn evening in Boston that contributed to my melting moment.

And throughout my single life, I've dated quite a few of them OBs. One was a really deep thinker - who gave me his very own favourite Fleetwood Mac CD for my birthday, something he held dear to his heart. Mr Deep Thinker was this intelligent and mysterious person who keeps me guessing on what he's going to do next everytime we went out. And he reads, even obscure stuff and enjoys music and not to mention, he's a red hot hottie. But what really got me was his brains, like Brother Bear says "It's the mindf*ck thing".

And once, I went to a play with one ex-BF OB. I've known him for years. We used to date circa 1998. But when we went out to the play it felt as though I've never left him. The comfort level was just amazing. This was the person whom I regretted most not continuing my relationship with... and gosh, the thought of us when we were an item...

Walking in the rain, holding hands
PDA's that are just right. JUST RIGHT
Mindf*cking each other via emails :)
The way he pampers me like a drama queen
The way he makes me laugh till I wanna pee


So at this point you will ask me, so why are you not married / going out with an OB?

They're all WOMANIZERS!!!!

Sorry eh. When I mean all I don't mean ALL. Go figure. So instead of the aforementioned fee, I will probably be getting death threats from the OBA.

20 comments:

toughcookie said...

not only are they womanisers, there are a lot more words to describe them that i best not put it out in the open. But... It's an open fact that everyone knows anyway although most of us either would not bother such worthless subject or does not want to bother ourselves with such worthless subject.

The only nice things i can say about some of them is that they make better friends than trying so hard to believe they're in love with you. Heh.

It was a good experience though. At least you're able to identify this particular species to avoid ;D

Spena said...

Fuuyoooo!....I don't know /date any of them but I can say that from young they are quite charming!! Maybe they have a subject specially on this!
Padan pun hang lemah lutut...hahaha

Unknown said...

i never liked OBs. told myself since young age, never ever date an OB. if someone bribe me with $$$$ also i tak nak..

all jazzed up said...

cookie, they make great friends don't they? but that's about it. hahah. and yeah, with their connections... good if I want to start my own business :)

spena, we should check their school syllabus

eddy, oh boy you should have dated at least one. so that you can relate.hahahah...

Anonymous said...

Ibu, you should meet people from my school. We have got all the right connections, especially with the police force. We can tell you which ikan bakar stall is the best at Umbai in Melaka. We have a large network of loan officers (good to start business with), self-proclaimed doctors, sex educators etc etc. We also have a huge personal collection of t-shirts, from our school's t-shirt (Henry Gurney Reformatory School) to t-shirts from tertiary education institutions like Penjara Kajang, or for those doing diploma courses: Lokap Balai Polis Dang Wangi.

Definitely better than those neckties they wear every Wednesday from Form One and have never been washed.

Spena said...

Hmmm SD, jom kite gi makan ikan bakar kat Umbai. I've never been there.(I only pick up the word 'ikan bakar')
Meen, jomlah Meen. Ikan bakar tu...

Anonymous said...

Can la.

Gathering of the depressed again. Maybe we can get Hazyr to join us.

Anonymous said...

(but then again, most men, given the chance and opportunity, will become womanisers) i've met a few OBs that are quite decent.

coolasais said...

a teacher of mine always said - "hanya jauhari mengenal itu manickam"

;-)

all jazzed up said...

hi babe, ya like I said la.. when I say all, not all lah.. but one thing fer sure... they will make you melt, womanizer or otherwise

coolasais.. ya betul. or I'm just too jaded and seasoned.

Hazyr said...

Err..itu coolasais is one of the OBs la (and that explains his as deep ars* post!) ;)

Umbai? I'm game but err..after vietnam trip boleh ka?

all jazzed up said...

hazyr, I THOUGHT SO!!!! You just confirmed it. Hahahaha...

Anonymous said...

as much as i tried to refrain from commenting, i just cant stop myself on this particular topic. i have a long list of words almost as thick as the wikipedia to describe them. but, as toughcookie said, it's best not to say it out in the open. just to be fair, they range from one end to the other end of the spectrum - the extreme worst of a man to the extreme good of a man. if you put all of them in the normal distribution chart, you will see a bell shape. so what does that mean? exactly as how jazzy has said it. go figure!

toughcookie said...

haha!! Good one, -guile-...

all jazzed up said...

guile, spoken like a true SAP woman. heheheh..i like, kan cookie?

Anonymous said...

what do you mean 'a true SAP woman'? a true 'Sicko Anomic Psychotic' woman?

all jazzed up said...

guile, sweet and petite.. hahahahah...

Anonymous said...

You gotta be kidding me. Betch!!

all jazzed up said...

brother bear, that was damn fast man. i shouldn't have given you my blog URL. make you find out yourself.

SeaDemon said...

In the end, you are about to marry one...

Itu aje nak cakap.