Thursday, July 3, 2008

my third day in this building that looks like god-knows-what

What is crappy about this godforsaken building that looks so high tech and New Age tapi sebenarnya tak:

1. They still have squat toilets (optional).

2. Parking is f*ck. Outdoor parking for me costs RM7 per day. Thank God it's claimable. No stilletto heels, walking on gravel ya.

3. The elevators are slow as hell. I don't know what kind of Ah Chong lift they use but it just is very damn slow lahhh.... I miss Vampire Tower.

4. The Food Court at Level 3 has the crappiest ventilation ever.

5. No hair saloons!!!! Cannot pedicure and manicure and get my hair done during office hours!!! HTF am I supposed to look good going to the office. Basket!!!

6. No Ampang Park :( Yes, that stupid little mall I frequent almost every day when I was working in my previous company.

7. The San Fran runs out of Carbonara sauce and Aglio Olio by 3 pm. Boleh?

Screw this place.

28 comments:

SeaDemon said...

Hehehe...your choice. Takpe. Nanti pindah JB people will stare at you at the way you dress now...which is very modest by KL standards. No pedicure there...maybe pedophiles only.

BTW, you look good to me in bed. Boleh?

all jazzed up said...

Tak boleh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awak naughty, SD!

D.N.A.S said...

Saya rasa kan, pekerja-pekerja wanita di JB ramai yang mengenakan baju kurung atau kebaya sahaja. Kekekeke. Terutamanya syarikat yang mempunyai kaitan dan banyak berurusan dengan kerajaan.

SeaDemon said...

DNAS...betul tu. Lepas tu kena tangkap romen dalam kereta kat Danga Bay berbaju kurung tersingkap...boleh? Kekeke...itu la headlines dalam pullout JB dalam NST masa kitorang kat sana.

Cosmic_GurL said...

Where are u working at la?

all jazzed up said...

dnas, saya masih di KL... tapi saya tengah prep myself to be in JB-mode... begitu juga dengan Abang SD saya... bukan begitu, bang?

cosmic, hihihi... saya di Rebung.

SeaDemon said...

Ya dinda...begitulah gara-garanya, dinda.

Hajar said...

mula2 adalah saya ingatkan yang awak ada di same building as me. tapi bukan yer.. building di mana saya berada pun, sungguh la pathetic lift service nyer. boleh turun kat tingkat 2 lepas tu naik balik atas tanpa mencecah groundfloor. sungguh magic.

Unknown said...

oh no...u wont be in kl when i balik. camna nak mkn ur food? :(

Deo said...

seademon,
"Nanti pindah JB people will stare at you at the way you dress now..."

jazz,
thinking of wearing high heels bila pindah JB?

Forget it! JB office is 4-floor refurbished shop lots with no elevators! and the stairs would be our mini gymnasium. lucky you're on 2nd floor!

Idlan said...

I used to wear selipar jepun to work and then pakai heels dalam office (ni masa kat Malaysia - kat UK gi kerja pakai converse beli kat kajang in 1998 je) because of gravel parking. Then I sort of 'forgot' about the heels and ended up teaching class in selipar jepun. Boss sangat marah. hahaha. Damn I do not miss the Malaysian dress code.

SeaDemon said...

That is why I love my job. I work once or twice every two or three months, wearing only wet suit and other paraphernalia, then laze in the house doing nothing.

Only at night I have to report for duty: to dodoikan this blog's owner.

Spena said...

Meen - next door has the korean food (barbque and steambot thingy). Jom makan! Boleh release stress....hehehe

meandmylife said...

hehhehe..kat ampang park ada kedai kau meen...(butik tu...)hehehe and am really SETUJU dengan DNAS..hahahaha...baju kurung...wakakakaka...

rainmaker said...

beb, that is why i love to work in shopping mall - & guess what? most of int. brand sale starts today!

u always can go to the garden ;)

all jazzed up said...

jade, hmm.. you wouldn't wanna be in this building...

eddy, haiyaaa... come to JB lorrr. can go have picnic at STF

deo, heheh takleh pakai high heels and lipstick.. nanti kena rape..

idlan, that's why i bought the crocs sassari and cyprus.. sebab dia ala2 boleh cover jadi office shoes..heheh

SD, you wear kain pelikat 24/7

spena, you name the date and time woman.. tapi bagi aku 24 hr notice boleh.. boss aku hyper.

meandmylife, kirim salam adik yang jaga boutique aku kat ampang park tu ye. jangan bankrupt dah.

komar, any vacancy at where you are working? hee hee...

Unknown said...

picnic at stf???? aiya...don wan la... eeeekkkk...tip top ikan bakar i nak. that pisang goreng warung dah takde eh?

Idlan said...

kak eddy jom gi JB nanti. i want ikan bakar oso.

all jazzed up said...

eddy, that pisang goreng warung is now a restaurant. but can get excellent pisang goreng and more at the MAWAR building

idlan, bila you nak balik?

Unknown said...

idlan n i balik raya. i dah confirm dah. i think raya at muar so hopefully can swing by jb if you're not in bp. gawd, i gotta lose 10kilos first sebab nak isi balik kan raya nanti? hee hee...

Idlan said...

i pretty much confirmed lah balik raya. tiket je tak beli lagi, but I expect to be in Bangi for end of Ramadhan, and then chilling in Msia for abt a month after that.

SeaDemon said...

I raya kat laut lagi kot tahun ni

neomesuff said...

eh bukan dah dkt ngan midvalley ke? hehehhe

The Blueberry said...

Hi Jazz,

My office building lagi teruk, tiga floor aje, tapi lif nyer takes AGES, macam kat bangunan 88 tingkat! Ada satu lif je, and staircase is NOT an option sebab walaupun tiga floor aje, staircasenya sangatttttlah besarrr dan banyak anak tangga! Owch!

all jazzed up said...

SD sukahati you la nak raya kat mana

Neome, dekat.. tapi I don't have time to skive anymore :(

blueberry, buildings in malaysia... i rest my case.. from the chokia shophouses to the most canggih.. they're all basically the same shite.

aiz said...

i don't like going to work.....

all jazzed up said...

aiz, if you dont like going to work let us sell nasi lemak together2 tepi jalan.. what say you?

aiz said...

i don't cook.... how lah???? haiyo susahnya nak hidup senang ni....