Tuesday, January 6, 2009

sometimes i so want to have my own torture chamber for idiots like these

This is a test. Cuba korang baca e-mail bawah ni. Paham tak?

Greetings all,

This year, instead of traditional printed cards, we have opted to go with an environmentally-friendly way to send festive wishes to our friends, business associates and clients. Instead of the traditional paper greeting cards, you can now send e-cards to them! Simply click on this link http://www.xxxx and you’re able to send wishes for the upcoming Chinese New Year.

Since this is new to us, there are quite of a few things that need to be ironed out so please let Rhonda (bukan nama sebenar) and I know should you encounter any glitches.

Please use only the company email addresses (don’t use your Gmail or Yahoo) in the “Sender” box.

Have fun sending out your e-cards and thank you for helping us reduce carbon footprint!

I sent out this email two weeks back to everyone in the company. And this morning sorang Nyonya yang terkenal dengan memakai baju jinjang-joe as office attire dan juga wedding orang Melayu, came to my room and asked,

"Can I have the Chinese New Year cards?"

Nak terbelahak aku masa tu sebab tengah minum teh ais, "Didn't you get my email?" I said.

"Yes I did, but some people want real cards."

Cipet.

Tak paham ke apa yang aku tulis kat atas tu? Was my e-mail unclear or dia yang blur?

Tu je lah nak vent out. Aku memang takde cerita sensasi.

12 comments:

Hajar said...

i guess, that's one of the "glitches" la kot... hehehe...

SeaDemon said...

Maybe you should have written there, "As the company is about to run out of cash..." before the environmentally-friendly statement because the latter is normally a facade for an excuse.

Anyway, Sayang, I want a real Chinese New Year card from you :P

el isman said...

Hi Jazz
:)aku rasa sometimes ppl malas nak baca kot.

peace

hanazita said...

Go nyonya jinjang! I want real cards too... Screw the environment la. Real card has sentimental value. Boleh gantung kat dinding as raya decoration or on your barren christmast tree.

I've done my bit for the environment by driving that supposedly petrol savings hybrid car. Cipet la, perabih duit aku je!

chics said...

Jinjang-joe clan memang macam tu degil dan probably she didn't know how to use the ecards and stuff.

Anonymous said...

Haaahahahaha! I got what you mean. But my take would be, she wants to send the cards to sanak saudara also. :D

all jazzed up said...

hello peeps,
me no send real cards... baik kumpul duit nak pi bandung :)

wanshana said...

Meen,

Sensasi aper cerita ni...Hehehe!

Faisal Admar said...

Hehe ikut saranan kerajaan -- paperless! :)

Unknown said...

lol ever since i came to Japan, i've slowly learnt to love the beauty of paper. it sure is a lot nicer to have paper cards but i wouldn't mind getting e-cards. the fact that you cared to send out that card is what matters la kan. a simple SMS for me would do too. :)

hanazita said...

bila nak hapdet wei..?

all jazzed up said...

kak shana, semenjak dah takde angst ni tak tau nak citer apa dah :)

faisal, trying as much!

za, i know.. in Japan papers are sooo cantik!

hana, tu aku baru update tu!