OK, lega. Now dah buka boleh la gozz pasal Cik Kam.
There's this girl in my office, we call her Cik Kam. Kam is short for 'kampung'. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against kampung people and in fact I am from a somewhat kampung place too. In Cik Kam's context, kampung is a reference to her mentality. You know the mentality makcik tempek bedak sejuk and petang2 pakai baju kelawar and gossip with neighbours. And hasad dengki tengok rumah orang langsir baru, gelang emas berkoyan2 and all that stuff.
Cik Kam is around 30-something and without a boyfriend. It's funny because she doesn't look too bad, with the false eyelashes and coloured contacts all. I have yet to find a man in the office who finds her attractive. Why am I not surprised?
And I'm not the only one who is allergic to Cik Kam. Most people I know can't stand her. Even people who have never met her. Yes, she can be super annoying over the phone too.
Why am I so pissed at Cik Kam? Let me count the ways....
1. She's slim but thinks that she is grossly overweight, and binges on protein shakes.
2. She complains about the above EVERY day, in that shrieky voice of hers.
3. Her English is atrocious, but thinks that she's so terrer and speaks with a weird slang that I can't make out.
4. She is from the kampung, but keeps on telling everyone she's a KL-ite. She's not proud of her roots at all.
5. She will BACKSTAB you like nobody's business.
6. She gets orgasmic when someone uses BlackBerry because to her, it's a measure of a person's wealth. She has TWO BlackBerries but never use them to reply office email. GO FIGURE.
She's an example of how someone who is supposedly not bad looking become so ugly because her heart is full of perasaan hasad dengki.
More of Cik Kam's stories later... I shall end this with a little vignette:
Cik Kam calls up my extension:
Cik Kam: Eh babe, how to spell launch?
Me: L-A-U-N-C-H
Cik Kam: Alaaaaaa... aku salah lah spell...
Me: Kau nak guna launch dlm what sentence?
Cik Kam: I nak suruh boss tunggu dekat hotel punya launch.
Me: Hotel mana yang nak launch? Opening?
Cik Kam: Hotel LAUNCH la... yang tempat orang tunggu tu, duduk2 minum2....
Me: WOIIIII TU HOTEL LOUNGE LERRR!!!!
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hahaha.... gulings... gulings...
Vignette tu apa? Sorry I pun kam. Tapi malam-malam je. Siang jarang-jarang.
Jade, ada BANYAK lagi Cik Kam stories, can buat another blog dedicated to her.
SD, Vignette tu Vinegar Senget.
Hahaha... this post has brightened up my otherwise dull morning ;)
Glad you're back!
ya Allah ya Tuhanku, lounge and launch pun tak tau beza.
this is kes teruk yang paling i tak tau nak cakap apa la. orang duduk kampong pon tau beza!!
Oh Cik Kam yang kecoh pakai mekap M.A.C tu ye? Seronok... seronok... Jom lunch kat hotel lounge sambil tengok M.A.C product launch..! Hehe...
DNAS...or you mean, duduk kat M.A.C Product Lounge tengok Hotel Launch?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
aduih gelak guling I k. Mimin! Seriyes kelaka gila cik Kam ni hahahhahahaha... hotel's launch kahkahkahkahkahkah... dia sebut 'launch' la kan hahahaha! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahah aduih tak tahannnnnnnn!
nak style la cakap lounge. Cakap je la kat lobby hotel.
PS: BB simbol kekayaan. Gila tak bleh blah hahahahha!
babe, my damaged rib saket la ketawakan kesah Cik Kam nie!!!! hahahahah!!! nanti bila2 lps Ramadhan kita gi minom2 & snek2 kat lounge di launch Prince Hotel nak? :)) (pasal Prince Hotel nie joke je tau :p)
having BB means people have class??? HELLOOO... Mat Despatch sekarang jangan cakap BB, IPhone pun ada yang pakai noks. I have BB ni pun company yang bagi, I used my Sony yang lapuk ni for three years sudah... takde beza pun. :P
Cik Kam ni kena di-educate la.
Hahahahahahahaa! U made my day la babe! Kat office i takder yg Kg.com tapi racist pricks berlambak!
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En SeaDemon,
U must be the one who tied up the blog owner till she can't update it. Go untie her!
Hello laydies and my constantly-bugging-me-for-update hubby, I've updated a Cik Kam story.
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