cerita cik kam episod aidilfitri

To all my Blog readers (macam la ramai) and friends, I hope all of you had a wonderful Raya. I sure as hell did, spending my first Raya at the inlaws in Shah Alam and second Raya onward in Batu Pahat and then diving in Tioman.

Ah well, let's not dwell in it anymore. We've had too many blog entries on lemangs and rendangs and maaf zahir batins.

I came to the office after the long Raya break only to be entertained with more Cik Kam stories. I hope these will make your day. It sure did mine.

Story #1

Cik Kam punya kereta had an accident over the Raya break, apparently she bumped her car into the car in front of hers.

Cik A: Kesian kau, kereta accident ye? Kau langgar kereta apa?
Cik Kam: Ala.. ko tau tak, kereta aku langgar kereta Saga yang dah RENOVATE tu.

Story #2

Cik Kam: Eh eh.. poppy ni pun pakai kopiah macam orang Islam kan...
Cik A: Poppy?? Poppy tu apa?
Cik Kam: Ish, poppy ni ha... (shows a picture of the Pope in the newspaper)

Story #3

Cik Kam reads an e-mail circulated among some officemates with regards to what to buy for a friend's wedding and asks:

"Cik A, lingerie tu apa?"


Sekian la cerita Cik Kam untuk kali ni. For first time readers, aku tak suka kutuk orang tau and selalu kalau the stories above happen to any other person, aku akan membetulkan grammar, sebutan dan sebagainya lah... Tapi dengan Cik Kam.... pi mamposlah. Kau kutuk2 orang gemuk, tanya aku pakai makeup ori ke tak, eksyen ada 2 Blackberry tapi tak reti pakai and konon dah travel London, Australia, bagai.. tapi kalau setakat England pun tahap budak Standard 1. Sorry babe!

And oh, lagi satu. Kenapa aku boleh lupa kan yang ini:

Story #4

Cik Kam's friend asked why she wears braces now, sebab gigi dia bukannya jongang pun, jarang ke apa ke.

She answered, "Eh kau tak tau ke, sekarang kan TREND."

Sekian, terima kasih and selamat menyambut the rest of the Syawal month.