snobbery hobnobbery

Too much snobbery is going around these days. And funnily, it can take on many shapes and forms. Macam2 la.. ada food snobbery, brand snobbery, work snobbery, music snobbery even friendship snobbery. I know I'm guilty of some... and I hate to admit it, but as I get older I try to come to terms with it and discard all these negativities.

Well, probably my pet peeve is food snobbery. Don't you just hate it when someone says "Oh, I don't eat any leftovers, doesn't matter 1 day ke 2 days keee..." Now let me ask you something... TAK PERNAH MAKAN KAT KEDAI MAMAK KE?? HELLOO??? Last time I checked, this person thoroughly enjoys having roti canai at mamak shops. And please, if you're on a diet.. and you don't take rice or whatever.. don't go "Ewww.. Rice?? Oh I stay away from rice, it's fattening" while someone is enjoying their nasi campur with gusto. That's just plain rude. If you don't eat a certain type of food, and find is disgusting to your taste buds.. just SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YA?

Oh, one more pet peeve (byk plak pet peeve aku nih) friendship snobbery. All these talk about oh I am friends of anak so and so or bini so and so Tan Sri, Tun, Dato' Seri bullshit drives me up the wall. I MIGHT be guilty of mentioning this sometimes but hey, most of the time it's just fact-stating and not a form of showing off. Some people will go on and on and on and namedrop whoever they could just to earn points and look good, and some even stoop so low and do this just to get into exclusive clubs. Pathetic.

Lest we go down the depressing road. Let me end with this snippet of Cik Kam, which relates to friendship snobbery, in a way. Kalau tak relevant pun korang baca je lah.

Cik Kam frantically waves at me, and shows a piece of flyer:

Me: Apa tu? Seminar?
Cik Kam: Ha.. kau tak nak gi ke Seminar on (something i can't recall) and kau tau tak yang jadi Speaker dia ni ha.. ni... Yang Mulia Raja beb... kau tak kenal ke ni, cuba tengok...
Me: Raja Nazrin ke? Raja Petra?
Cik Kam: Err.. Raja Mohamad.. apa ntah ni.. tak kesahla tapi dia Yang Mulia tau!! Yang Mulia!

Turned out it's just some obscure dude with a Raja title. And Cik Kam thought he was some kind of a celebrity royalty just because of the Yang Mulia.

Sekian.

ye lah yelahhhhh update la niiiii

Aku dah naik menyampah kalau orang mention the word BLOG. Hahaha. Yeah, whenever we have our usual makan and lepak sessions, The Diver dan juga Usual Suspects yang lain akan comment how that I HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY IGNORING MY BLOG.

I can completely put the blame on so many things, as usual. (Facebook, Twitter, work, diving, jaga laki aku, jaga anak, melantak, Cityville, the list goes on)

But yeah I have been completely ignoring this. Even as I typed "jazz..ma.." dalam history pun dah takde noks. The thing is that soooo many things have been happening and I don't even know where or how to even start writing.

Anyway, since love life aku dah tak scandalous lagi and since I did the entries on Cik Kam.. ramailah orang tanya2 bila aku nak cerita pasal Cik Kam lagi... kekeke.. Ramai peminat Cik Kam ni rupanya eh.

Aku just nak hapdet kat sini yang Cik Kam and I have become sort of "friends" la jugak. Sebabnya, aku rasa dia takut ngan aku selepas aku sembor dia banyak2 kali pasal banyak2 benda. Ada je dia nak tolong aku. So, aku memang kena jadi blue hippo dan friends la jugak ngan dia. Senang beb, segala benda aku taichi kat dia. Benda2 yang tak melibatkan otak la.

Free labour beb, siapa tak nak? Dahla department aku ni kekurangan hands and legs.

OKlah, nanti la nak fikir citer2 juicy dan kelakar Cik Kam nih.

Jgn cakap aku tak update blog ni yer. And sorry la bahasa Rempit sikit ni. I overloaded on carbs during lunch.

where did 2010 go?

Without realising it my Cik Kam episodes dah basi and it's already November.


So much has happened. My sister and her husband who are residing in Japan came back to visit us for 9 days in October. Spent a good 3 days in Tioman. It was too short of a trip though! I hope she comes back again in January for our brother's commissioning.


That Tioman trip was our last dive trip of the season because the island is now closed for monsoon. I logged my 70th dive too. That was a nice accomplishment for an overweight wuss like me.


We also had a supercool Halloween do at Rumah Momok :) Thanks to The Diver who's always a great sport when it comes to Halloween. Don't you just love how our window looked from outside? I'm sure we freaked a few people out!

This year went by with a breeze. It feels good that November's here, although for the past few weeks we had like a couple of exhibitions, one going on now and next week I have an event in JB. It's all good.

I can't wait till December comes. I'm missing Christmas already.

Oh, and The Diver is now away somewhere on a rig offshore Sabah. God willing, I will be seeing him on Saturday night :)

Till then, enjoy November peeps!

cerita cik kam episod aidilfitri

To all my Blog readers (macam la ramai) and friends, I hope all of you had a wonderful Raya. I sure as hell did, spending my first Raya at the inlaws in Shah Alam and second Raya onward in Batu Pahat and then diving in Tioman.

Ah well, let's not dwell in it anymore. We've had too many blog entries on lemangs and rendangs and maaf zahir batins.

I came to the office after the long Raya break only to be entertained with more Cik Kam stories. I hope these will make your day. It sure did mine.

Story #1

Cik Kam punya kereta had an accident over the Raya break, apparently she bumped her car into the car in front of hers.

Cik A: Kesian kau, kereta accident ye? Kau langgar kereta apa?
Cik Kam: Ala.. ko tau tak, kereta aku langgar kereta Saga yang dah RENOVATE tu.

Story #2

Cik Kam: Eh eh.. poppy ni pun pakai kopiah macam orang Islam kan...
Cik A: Poppy?? Poppy tu apa?
Cik Kam: Ish, poppy ni ha... (shows a picture of the Pope in the newspaper)

Story #3

Cik Kam reads an e-mail circulated among some officemates with regards to what to buy for a friend's wedding and asks:

"Cik A, lingerie tu apa?"


Sekian la cerita Cik Kam untuk kali ni. For first time readers, aku tak suka kutuk orang tau and selalu kalau the stories above happen to any other person, aku akan membetulkan grammar, sebutan dan sebagainya lah... Tapi dengan Cik Kam.... pi mamposlah. Kau kutuk2 orang gemuk, tanya aku pakai makeup ori ke tak, eksyen ada 2 Blackberry tapi tak reti pakai and konon dah travel London, Australia, bagai.. tapi kalau setakat England pun tahap budak Standard 1. Sorry babe!

And oh, lagi satu. Kenapa aku boleh lupa kan yang ini:

Story #4

Cik Kam's friend asked why she wears braces now, sebab gigi dia bukannya jongang pun, jarang ke apa ke.

She answered, "Eh kau tak tau ke, sekarang kan TREND."

Sekian, terima kasih and selamat menyambut the rest of the Syawal month.

cik kam - an intro

OK, lega. Now dah buka boleh la gozz pasal Cik Kam.

There's this girl in my office, we call her Cik Kam. Kam is short for 'kampung'. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against kampung people and in fact I am from a somewhat kampung place too. In Cik Kam's context, kampung is a reference to her mentality. You know the mentality makcik tempek bedak sejuk and petang2 pakai baju kelawar and gossip with neighbours. And hasad dengki tengok rumah orang langsir baru, gelang emas berkoyan2 and all that stuff.

Cik Kam is around 30-something and without a boyfriend. It's funny because she doesn't look too bad, with the false eyelashes and coloured contacts all. I have yet to find a man in the office who finds her attractive. Why am I not surprised?

And I'm not the only one who is allergic to Cik Kam. Most people I know can't stand her. Even people who have never met her. Yes, she can be super annoying over the phone too.

Why am I so pissed at Cik Kam? Let me count the ways....

1. She's slim but thinks that she is grossly overweight, and binges on protein shakes.

2. She complains about the above EVERY day, in that shrieky voice of hers.

3. Her English is atrocious, but thinks that she's so terrer and speaks with a weird slang that I can't make out.

4. She is from the kampung, but keeps on telling everyone she's a KL-ite. She's not proud of her roots at all.

5. She will BACKSTAB you like nobody's business.

6. She gets orgasmic when someone uses BlackBerry because to her, it's a measure of a person's wealth. She has TWO BlackBerries but never use them to reply office email. GO FIGURE.

She's an example of how someone who is supposedly not bad looking become so ugly because her heart is full of perasaan hasad dengki.

More of Cik Kam's stories later... I shall end this with a little vignette:

Cik Kam calls up my extension:

Cik Kam: Eh babe, how to spell launch?

Me: L-A-U-N-C-H

Cik Kam: Alaaaaaa... aku salah lah spell...

Me: Kau nak guna launch dlm what sentence?

Cik Kam: I nak suruh boss tunggu dekat hotel punya launch.

Me: Hotel mana yang nak launch? Opening?

Cik Kam: Hotel LAUNCH la... yang tempat orang tunggu tu, duduk2 minum2....

Me: WOIIIII TU HOTEL LOUNGE LERRR!!!!

that's just how i am

Some people, including The Diver, have remarked that my blog has lost its lustre. That it's not the blog that it was before, where lots of bitching and moaning and whacking members of the opposite sex as well as pesky biatches took place.

Yep, it's not.

First of all, besides not having the time to write as often, the other reason why my writings have become less scandalous is that, I got married.

Like I said, I am still somewhat a traditionalist at heart. I believe that once you're married you have to maintain a certain "decorum" whether or not the other half insists or not. For me, it's important. And when I mention decorum, takde la macam kena maintain habis and become a Catholic nun, and change yourself to someone that you're not. To me, it's a form of self-censorship, although not the extreme kind.

And besides being a traditionalist, I can be somewhat of a green-eyed monster too. Please note that I wrote "somewhat". The Diver and I are considered very open and liberal and we do the cheek-pecking with our friends be it male or female. I am completely fine with that. But there are things that bug me. Weird things. Like when The Diver TWEETS constantly with a lady acquaintance that we met only once or twice, I felt a bit... WEIRD. Hence, the term acquaintance. I am fine with old friends, mutual friends, good friends, but acquaintances.... hmmm... I'm NOT fine.

I don't know if I'm becoming too restrictive and behaving like a jealous makcik of a wife or whatever, because I'm really not.

Having said all that, yes I will try to make this blog more of a bitching blog. Because hell yes I have a lot to bitch about still. The first person I can think of is this moron of a big-headed woman who works in this office, for lack of a better nickname will be called Cik Kam from now onwards.

Watch out for that.

p/s: I edited the word tweets to become TWEETs. To emphasize that it was on Twitter, and not on Facebook. Gosh, I hate being specific.

truly blessed

I'm very happy that The Diver and his parents are finally on talking terms. After a few strange twists of fate, the family is now back together and I finally won't feel awkward everytime there's a PTD event going on. I'm happy, we're truly blessed.

And I hope this coming Hari Raya will be a more meaningful one for all of us.

Talking about Hari Raya, this is the first time that I'll be spending Raya in KL, with all my stepchildren who will be staying with us during Raya break. And for the first time in Malaysia, I shall be cooking the Raya spread. I wrote in Malaysia because when I was studying in the States I was the Chef for Raya dishes every year. I'm quite nervous about that though. Maybe I should do a food rehearsal next week.

On another note, I always get overly emotional during fasting month. Maybe it's the lack of sugar, maybe it's the constant battling of hunger and thirst. I dunno.

Whatever it is, I still find certain normally acceptable things rather annoying. That makes it worse because for most people it might be acceptable, but for me...hmmm... OK, I hate being cryptic so I guess I'll just end it here.