Thursday, June 7, 2007

pep-talking myself...

Let me tell you why I'm better...

1. I am waaaaaayyyy smarter than her.
Oh puhleaze, let's not even go there. I'm a Notre Dame grad with two semesters on the Dean's List and the reason why I'm not on the Dean's List my final year is because I partied 4 days a week. Sloshed and wasted.

2. She is not as hot as I am.
Haha! Hot is subjective la. But you know I am.

3. I am independent and can work like a dog.
Throw me anywhere and I will find the money.

4. I can live without a husband.
Basically have lived without a husband for the past two years, although still legally married. And I don't really need my parents to take care of me either.

5. I can freaking drive.
I can even drive from KL to batu pahat at full term pregnancy. Even my 50-year old aunt in batu pahat can drive, why can't she? Please get real.

6. I am a drama queen, tapi not tamil drama like her.
Don't mess with my mood swings but I don't bang my head against the wall, I'll bang yours thank you very much.

7. I'm a very holistic person - balanced yin and yang.
I cook, I clean, I nurse and I can also party like mad. Err... it might be bipolar disorder but what the heck, I'm still hot.

8. I can mingle with people from all walks of life.
The poor, the needy, the rich and famous... I will blend in. So take me anywhere with you and I will work the floor.

9. I am loyal and will stick to you thru thick and thin.
Don't ever question my loyalty. I will go all out for the ones I love.

10. I love you more than she does.

God that felt good...please forgive me for being a beeyaatch

12 comments:

D.N.A.S said...

waaa... what an 'emo' entry.
Okaylah... you're better (although I have no idea to whom you're comparing yourself with... kekeke). But I know my schoolmates are much better than any other girl. Have a happy Friday tomoro, ok.

Unknown said...

MUahahahah...that's the spirit!

all jazzed up said...

dnas, heheheheh... but i felt so much better after that! such a confidence booster and got tangible benefits some more.... hahaah

za, i'm being so positive and it helps!

Anonymous said...

What the farking?!! OMG!!

You are so so such a SEEBEE!!

But I am sure you're much much better than her... positive!!

You go Bee!!

Unknown said...

Was it me or the Margaritas that got you so riled up? That's the spirit SeeBee!! Although they are more then aware of the truth, a 'gentle' reminder every now and then won't hurt. Here's to the betches all over the world! Huzzah!

Anonymous said...

Go to Hell!

all jazzed up said...

Oh anonymous, you can do better than that!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter if can do better than this...you are a bitch!

all jazzed up said...

Anon, at least have the freaking balls to NOT be anonymous if you want to call someone a b*tch. And for your info, its BETCH. Get that one right.

Anonymous said...

Whatever lah! If its making you feel good. I still hate you.

all jazzed up said...

anonymous, get a life. and get yourself enrolled in an English class.

Anonymous said...

Wah...very the powderful la onanimous speaking england

come suckee suckee