- I had only two hours of sleep last nite. Don't ask me why, but it was quite worth the grogginess and headache today. So now here I am in bed, with these questions in my head and before I doze off, please take time to ponder and answer as many as you can in my comment box. I love you, good nite.
- Why are there so many people in the Louis Vuitton boutiques both in KLCC and the big-ass-momma one at Starhill? People are flocking as if the bags sell at RM100 a piece. We have too many rich people around. Dammit.
- Why do tall men seem very attractive even if they're ugly?
- How do I tell this overconfident leprechaun that he is an overconfident leprechaun, and make him understand once and for all?
- If I tell a guy that I am only attracted to him ONLY physically, will he think that I am a freak of nature? Or will he do the victory dance and put me on number 1 on his speed dial?
- Blindfolded, will you be able to tell the difference between the JCo and Big Apple Almond Donut?
- Have you ever heard of the "Rule No. 1 - Never date your friend's ex-girlfriend" credo?Apparently this only applies for men. A brotherhood thingy.
I guess that's about it. Let me sleep now or else I will have to kill somebody with an ice-pick at the office tomorrow.
18 comments:
Meen, No 1 - Betul cakap kau. I was in KLCC on Saturday and I had to turn twice to look into LV boutique coz there was soooo many people in there! No 2- I got no other choice, obviously short men doesn't attract me at all.
babe,
#1. i think there is a special clearance sale for their chosen customers only on that day. sales like these are not opened to us commoners, only to those who have dosh to buy overpriced monogrammed handbags every month. how i know? my ex is one of 'em. although i do own one monogrammed disaster of a bag, (I am not a fan of LV), saya tak termasuk dalam golongan ituh. this girl work hard for the money babeh.
#2. tall men are acquired tastes. to me, tall men, especially teh skinny ones look more awakward than they are attractive. i like 'em tall, but not so tall that i would be calling them whenever i want to pick some rambutans at my atuk's house.
#3. Give him a leprechaun hat?
#4. They would walk around with inflated egos and the false perception that we said that as a compliment when it's a subtle way of telling them'your ass is not good enough for hot sexy me... so piss off'. *
#5. Throw me a dunkin's and i wouldnt know a frikkin' thing.
#6. there is an unwritten rule of sisterhood that says 'never date your girlfriends' exes'but being the clueless wench, i broke that rule twice.
#4.
meen..
No.1 - yes.. clearance sale for special customers.. and i totally forgot about it.. till today.. darn!
No.2 - coz tall men less ego and usually always behave themselves..
No.3 - smack his head!!!
No.4 - nobody is perfect dear.. hi reaction? depends on his expectation of you i think..
No.5 - err.. err..
No.6 - sure do.. it happened to someone i know..
good night dear.. sleep tight..
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Quote of the day:
I still need more healthy rest in order to work at my best. My health is the main capital I have and I want to administer it intelligently.
-- Ernest Hemingway
Sarcy, on #6 I think they should put sorta a time frame in the clause. Like no going out with your friend's ex but can after xxx no of years/months.. Heheh.
Saya ada satu je LV bag yang re-al, the Neverfull PM. Yang lain holiday plaza mali.
Snickers, No 2 is right. I know this shortie who has ego the size of the world. And overblown confidence. Uwek.
Besti ni, macam soklan exam pulak.
Jawapan saya ialah:
#1: Mesti ada discount gila-gila punya. Lebih kurang macam Jusco punya J-card day le tuuuu....
#2: Erm, I like tall guys but won't date them because of my own bad experiences. Some are really insecure and clingy , you know...
#3: Tell it to his face, lah.
#4: Your number will always be on his speed dial. Hahahaha.
#5: Tatau.
#6: I believe in that rule. Tak caya? Look what happened to Hans and Erra. She was Awie's ex. I couldn't understand why Hans dated her in the first place.
Dnas, on #2 your description exactly like my ex worrr... insecure and damn clingy. And #6 tu kira macam... ada jinx la eh? Ya la, with the time lapse thingy like Hans and Erra pun it didn't work out. Fuh.. I feel so Mangga today.
#1 yup, the special sale and yup everybody else is rich but us..
#2 tall man kononnya gives us the security we needed.
#3 tell him off
#4 depends but with mutual respect and mutual agreement, your no will be on his speed dail #1...
#5 can't even tell even if its krispy kreme...
#6 kinda true... i agree on the time frame thingy tho...
mak datuk.... banyak nye soalan. ada dapat hadiah ke kalau betul? (selain dapat makan free every other day)
Jcard day at LV?? laa... awat tak habaq.. buleh cek beli satu lorry.
Which ugly tall guy? last i check that tall guy not ugly at all.
anyway, i like sarcy answer on that leprechaun Q. Cute. I'm imagining that leprechaun wearing a hat. Hmmm.. no a teeeni weeny bit of cuteness at all.
No diff, both donuts taste the same. Dont wast your time queing for near an hour at pavilion.(stoopid me). But if you keep them overnite, Jco wud still maintains its softness wherelse Big Apple will taste like freshly baked Dunkin.
number 1 on speed dial?? isn't it for voicemail?
cam mane pulak la erra/awie/hans boleh masuk dalam ini gambar? so mangga la.
#1 to see and to be seen
#2 doesn't work on me becoz i am a guy
#3 tell him that he is over confident and you need him to understand that once and for all....
#4 he'd be very happy and yours wud be the only no on the speed dail...
#5 NO, i dun like donuts..
#6 YESSSSSS. it is a brotherhood thingy...
kmr, using aiz's acc.
aiz, i so agree with your #2 answer. you just feel so.. safe! and I have a supporter on the time frame thingy! Yeay!
hana, err ya the tall guy is not ugly at all, heheh... Saja je gua bagi trick question. Re the leprechaun, the hat will help 'up' him up a few inches. dayang apparently is an avid fan or Mangga and I know someone who buys Mangga that reads my blog occassionally. I like to satisfy my readers.
kmr, ala... I'm sure the rule can be bended or broken. Heheh.. Tak boleh ke?
and btw, i don't agree with kmr because i have seen a man going out with his fren's ex and eventually got married... so yup, it is veryyyyyyyy possible to bend the rule... if not sikit, BANYAK!!!!!
Can a man answer, please?
1. I have no idea. I went for a retail therapy today at 1U and ended up buying a shirt I know I won't wear a lot for RM799. Am I rich? No. Bored? Yes.
2. I don't know. I have never been attracted to men, even during my Henry Gurney days. I was into swimming and water polo so we do mix with gals from other schools.
Tall guys make good department store security guards.
But I do agree that short guys have an oversized ego. A bit like men who ride big bikes simply because they have nothing else in between their thighs that is big enough to be proud about.
3. Kick his nuts.
4. He'll try to get into your lace panties before you can open your mouth.
5. I dunno. Normally I'd be the one blindfolding my partner.
6. Is there such a rule? I know of my batchmate who did that to my ex-gf. Then again, I also know of gals who date their best friend's ex-bf/husband. Of course they're no longer good friends now.
I wish I can kill my ex-wife.
1) Louis who? I only know Louis Nerding and she is married to Jamie Redknapp.
2) Cause they give the impression of being high and mighty. But you know the worst of them lots are the ones who actually wear "tall shoes" to make themselves look tall when in reality they are not that tall to begin with. Don't believe me, next time you see a tall man, check out his shoes.
3) Tell him that he has a short dick, then tell everybody else.
4) Am I that lucky guy? Can I have your number then so that I could put you as my number 1 in my speed dial?
5) Mmmmm... donuts.
6) Yes it is. But it depends, because some of us are just friends for the sake of being nice to each other. Real friends don't date your friend's exes.
SD, put up a pic of that shirt on your blog. I wanna seeee..... And I don't wear lace panties, thank you very much.
RD, are you serious about the "tall shoes"? Maybe I should get that for someone's birthday so that it'll lower down the ego. And no dude, you're not the lucky guy. I don't wanna get slashed by scalpels *wink*
aiz, i love you baybeh... That is such a ridiculous unwritten rule. It's a different thing is you STEAL your friend's girl. But if she's free as a bird, some more after a few darn years dah breakup... it is so not relevant anymore! Hey, help spread the love, k... Hahah.
jz,
definately no if she's my best friend's ex.
acquaintance? may be yes
but again, we'll find million reason to be with e person if we like e person....e story of my life.
seademon,
1# likewise...
kmr
I feel 4 kmr.
kmr, exactly, if you really like that person, it doesn't matter who she/he is...
aiz, kmr suddenly sounds so sedih.
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