Saturday, February 2, 2008

you glow, girl!

A friend of a friend exclaimed, after not seeing me for 1.5 months at least, "Wow, you look so radiant!"

My Senor, who hasn't seen me in broad daylight for weeks, met me for drinks and asked, "Did you just get a facial?"

And he also said I glowed like the first time "we fell in love".

I'm not a sucker for compliments la. Some people say that I'm such a cynic and I should just thank people for their compliments. But anyway, back to the above. I have reasons to believe that there are the reasons for my luminescence:
  1. I've gained 5 kgs since Raya. Puasa month I was such a frail ragdoll - buruk gila. So I think all the compliments are just people trying to tell me, hey you're chubbier these days. It's an euphemism, really. Radiant=Chubby. Thanks to my almost weekly visit to Tip Top Ikan Bakar and all-you-can-eat porridge at Malayan Aromas.
  2. The cheap skincare set I bought at Ampang Park must be doing its wonder. I don't see the logic behind this but I used Clinique when I was 17, Origins right after I graduated and Chanel up till about 2 years back. Then I went on the off-the-shelf solutions (Garnier, Body Shop, you name it). Even after spending that amount of money I never got any "glowing" praises. Lo and behold, 4 months back someone introduced me to this Melayu product with a name that sounds like Tia Maria. And it worked. My pigmentations are lessened. My face has a angelic glow (heheh). Let's hope it's not skin cancer. And oh, the finishing cream is made out of turmeric, I feel so like gadis melayu kampung. Damn.... gimme that kain batik and t-shirt right now. Eat your heart out, Siti!!!
  3. I am happy. Nothing beats happiness. I cook almost every weekend. I entertain, and I'm entertained. I have friends that can make me laugh all night. I have a certain suitor who knows how to make me feel like a queen. I have my Senor who's still very very muy caliente. I go out a lot. I karaoke, something which previously terrified me even by the sheer mention of the word. I listen to live music. Music soothes the soul. And with a beautiful soul comes out that beautiful glow? Oh puke.
  4. I've been receiving mysterious emails from a mystery man who works in the same building. F&CK! I don't know how this guy looks like (but I know his name!) and I don't intend to find out. But it's just creepy to know that someone's actually watching you and you don't even realize it. So no picking my nose in public, or betulkan my boob-parking too. Just in case someone's watching. OH yeah, how is this relevant to the glow? I suppose I have this obligation to smile all the time, I used to have this sulky face. So now, smile, smile and the world will smile with you. Just in case mystery man is watching... smile, goddammit!
  5. I'm still on the rose quartz. This bloody thing really works, man. Please Google this up people, I don't have time to write on the healing properties of rose quartz in this entry.

So there, that explains the glow. And no Senor, I am not in love with anyone else but you, fire of my loins.

19 comments:

noha chomel said...

kak, product tu nama dia tia amelia. pernah cakap dgn sendiri dgn pembuat kosmetik tu, dia ada 2 wife yg gebu dan putih melepak. selama ni tak pandang pun sebab baru sgt kat pasaran, ada side effect tak? kulit mengelupas ke?

all jazzed up said...

ha'ah.. tia amelia.. Malas nak bagi diorang free advertisement. So far no side effects, been using it for about 4 months, no peeling whatsoever! Try la...

Unknown said...

Hmmmmm...I wonder what's in it. So saspen lah when it comes to new products!

all jazzed up said...

za, ya it's kinda scary.. maybe they just put tons of bleach in the "krim jeragat" (pigmentation cream). horrors!

Nor Razi said...

So new equation

Glow = Happines x Radiant

hmmmmmmmm not bad at all

Cosmic_GurL said...

I head abt the rose quartz too. Something abt lifting your aura kan? U wear it as a bracelet ke?

Whre to get this Tia Amelia?

all jazzed up said...

hi cosmic, well rose quartz is also called the love stone, it's good for people who were in bad relationships before, got their heart broken, etc. It's supposed to help you to learn to love yourself and also opens up the heart to give and receive love. It also helps clear negative emotions (anger, jealouse, fear). Ish, I sound like a tok bomoh.. Hahahah... Nyways, you can get Tia Amelia at Ampang Park (that's where I got mine lah.. tempat lain mesti ada kot).

Bangla Tambak Johor said...

wowowoowow...glowwiiiing gituhhhh..
vogue ek!..btw,i am still belom rasa tip top tuh..will try it this weekend...
btwww...why all blogger are in KL?..org Jb tak blog ker?..i am looking for blogger geng in JB..

Noreh Jones

SeaDemon said...

You sure it's not from a place called Chernobyl or Three Mile Island?

Anyway, bulan puasa you were multitasking big time...that's why you always looked tired.

all jazzed up said...

Nora, sarclover is in jb: http://bleepit.blogspot.com (Sarcy, you don't mind me doing my bit in promoting your luscious little blog, kan?)

SD, if it comes from those exotic faraway lands it would cost a bit more ..heheeh... Now also multitasking, but I eat more.. Hahaah.. Much, much more.

D.N.A.S said...

Hahaha... told you that rose quartz memang berkesan. I think people with low self esteem can try wearing it. If you want to improve your relationship, can also try.

all jazzed up said...

dnas, ya it's really cool that rose quartz. I have it as a bracelet and so many people loved it. IN fact I bought it for aesthetics reason then only baru tau what it's for! So now I can improve la my relationship(s)!!!

hanazita said...

iyee.. itu rose quartz really did improve your relationshipsssss. kan,kannn..

all jazzed up said...

oh hana.... you are SOOOOO spot on! Hahah!

ardy said...

Eh, can men wear that rose bracelet thingy, or will it look too sissy on them?

And when you say improve relationship, do you mean relationship as in relationship or relationship as in sexual relationship? Now I'm getting curious (and interested!)

Zara in Germany said...

k.meen...i always observe this with my friends...kalu ada masalah relationship stress etc, bakal kurus n tak bermaya..klu happy n in love, mesti start to gain weight n look more radiant. perhaps as they say, beauty comes from within tu betulla kot...anyway, nice that ur happy!

all jazzed up said...

ardy.. i think you have to mix it with other stones, cuz it does look a bit sissified lah.. it's pink! hee hee.. but a very pale pink nonetheless, should be ok if you're one of the metrosexual snags. and i wouldn't know anything about sexual relationships right now cuz I've been, ahem, celibate. Honest.

zara, hey babe. i better not be too happy k... nanti overdose pulak....

Zara in Germany said...

haha after 3 children, u still are very kurus!!! (sangat saya dengki). I doubt that you can even gain that much weight even if ur happy..lucky!

Anonymous said...

jazzy, maybe i should get that rose quartz too eh?